Thoughts on Cape Town

Physical location and geographics: San Francisco meets Yosemite
Pollution: Like a mini-Los Angeles
Crime: Where's my bullet-proof vest?
Weather: Identical to San Francisco
Cleanliness: Not so much
Social scene: Bizarre mix of NY/LA. In other words, assholes in shorts and sandals.
Cars: 3rd rate rejects from Europe
Acceptance of gay people: Very much like San Francisco (downtown). Elsewhere...uh, no.
Haircut of choice: Anything from an 80's video
Government: Massively corrupt
Police: Ditto
Aids problem: Beyond horrible
Shark problem: Jaws
Work attitude: Work?
Beer: Forgettable
Food: Excellent
Cocaine equivalent: Tik
Cricket: Strangely intriguing
Rugby: It's not football
Girls: Attractive
Guys: They say bro "brew." As a beer drinker, I love this.
Afrikaans language: A dutch person on my safari called it "4th grade dutch." Burn.
TV: Sure wish I had American cable